Текст песни: Stuck in the Bathroom + перевод

Paula’s stuck in the bathroom

This night was already super weird

And now she’s stuck in the bathroom

Whoever renovated this house did a terrible job

Valencia walks up to the beam and says

«I can try. I have a deceptive amount of

Muscular strength due to my amazing core»

Paula calls out from the bathroom

«Her little bird arms are not going to do anything.»

Then I step up and I’m like

«I'll try. My second sophomore year I took

A kinesiology class. That’s college for gym»

Nothing happens

Then we all look over at Karen

The kinda deranged women who’s pretending

To be some french chick

Karen says, «Sorry Angelique has an epigastric hernia»

Gross

I’ve had enough so I say we need

To call someone

She’s stuck in the bathroom

She’s stuck in the bathroom

Let’s call 9−1-1

Wow I can’t believe it took us that long

To come up with this most obvious solution

Kind of embarrassing

Now Rebecca jumps and shouts

«Yes, yes hang in there Paula

We’re gonna get you out»

And she runs over to the phone panicking

Meanwhile, Paula’s still stuck in the bathroom

Shhh… I'm on the phone!

Sorry

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