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Time is running out

You’ve got to act now

Stay one step ahead

Of that moronic text somehow

There’s no turning back

Here in the danger zone

You’ve got to manually delete that text

From that dude’s cell phone!

Thank you, officers!

Good luck, Rebecca!

It’s a—

Textmergency

Baby, can’t you see?

Textmergency

That term just occurred to me

It’s gonna catch on instantly!

Wait, what about

Textastrophe?

That sounds better to me!

Textastrophe!

That could really spread virally!

I prefer textmergency

I accidentally texted my mother-in-law

A picture of my erection

I once group texted my whole staff

About my yeast infection!

Exactly! It’s so relatable

That’s why I coined the phrase:

Textastrophe!

That’s the meme, don’t you agree?

All due respect

Textmergency

Is the better term, Miss C

Hmmm, I wanna go with

Textastrophe

I already put it on Urban Dictionary

You fools! It doesn’t matter what it’s called. That’s right, it’s me,

the ghost of Steve Jobs! What matters is that I control your lives from the

grave! Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones—ha ha ha

ha ha!

And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient and it immediately

destroys your life, that’s called a—

(sung)

Messagepocalypse!

Get out of here, Steve Jobs!

Guys, what about that lawyer chick? We’ve gotten really off track…

She’s searching for the spare key

Looked under the mat!

It’s clearly hidden in that owl!

Look in that flower pot, hurry!

Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce

Check the Buddha sconce

Check the Buddha sconce!

She did it!

Now she can delete the text

She won’t need to come up with a

Textcuse!

Texplanation!

Textmergency just flows!

No, dude, textastrophe, it’s what it is…

Dude, she’s totally right.

Textscuse me!

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