Текст песни: I'm Having a Good Day + перевод

Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun.

People who are shooting guns

I like it when they always have on Inbred couples from West Virginia,

Inbred people, who want to kill you!

I saw a story about a man

And his wife was fucking her mother…

Who was fucking his daughter,

It was the kind of thing

That’d make you want to shoot up!

Tonight’s gonna be a really good time

And get really fucking high

I’ll shoot some guns,

I’m gonna go out

You know I’ll probably end up

I’ll drive around in my car,

At the fucking bar

Get real high,

And while I’m there I’m gonna,

I’m gonna kick some ass,

I’m gonna fuck shit up!!!

I’ll kick you in your fucking teeth

If you get in my way… because

I’M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!

And I don’t want you there!

You’ve got your hand holding

No, you’ll

Be at home watching your TV set

Your fucking dick,

And you’re cumming

In your fucking mouth… O.K.

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