Текст песни: Middle Of The Night Song + перевод

Here in the middle of the night

I fear that something isn’t right

It’s clear that struggle as I might

I can’t get to sleep

No, I can’t get to sleep

What if our cat is gay?

What if he fancies me?

What if I’m a gay cat trapped inside a straight man’s body?

What if the ceiling fell down?

What if I never woke up?

What if I did wake up but in a slightly alternative reality where everyone

spoke Latin?

Does my wife cheat on me?

Is she sleeping with my dentist?

My right arm has gone numb

Could be a heart attack

But with a heart attack it’s your left arm, not your right

What if by freaky chance

My heart’s the wrong way round?

Hang on, it’s okay, I’ve been leaning on my right side

I wonder what it’s like to be a fish

Did I leave the tap on?

Can you get cancer of the hair?

Is my dad a robot?

There’s a damp patch on the wall that looks like Mr. T

Does astral projection work?

I tried and find that it does

I project myself into the kitchen where I discover that the top of the fridge

needs a wipe

I might try counting sheep

That’s daft it never works

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