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Within the town of Sutter Down

There is a tavern tale--

You never do think you to take a small drink you

Of Brannigan’s Special Ale--

Start seein' things real funny

And given half a chance

Start swirling around and you’ll then tumble down

And the mice on your head will all dance!

You’ll see unicorns and dragons

And a castle made of gold--

A feast of all feasts with fantastical beasts

Of the likes which you’ve never been told--

You’ll fly on a magic carpet

On a purple sea you’ll sail--

You can talk to the fish because you had the wish

To drink Brannigan’s Special Ale!

You may be a rich and noble king

In a castle great and grand--

You dare not go to sleep when you’re counting the sheep

Of all the herds in the land--

The count is on a parchment

Which is stolen by a gale--

Losing count is quite dread, now you’re losing your head

All from Brannigan’s Special Ale!

You may be a powerful wizard

And know every kind of spell--

You know all of the names of the demons in flames

Even those who would never dare tell--

A beautiful lady seeks your craft

To make her skin more pale--

But your spell has gone wrong, now her nose is too long

All from Brannigan’s Special Ale!

Perchance within this drunken dream

You’ll think yourself a knight--

Whose been knocked off your horse, but it’s all in due course

Your opponent has won the fight--

She strips off all her armor

Removes her dress of mail--

Try hard not to stare because you took the dare

To drink Brannigan’s Special Ale!

I’m telling you my young friends

Here’s not that can avail

You’ll be lost forever, that’s why you should never

Drink Brannigan’s Special Ale!

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