Текст песни: The Assumption Song + перевод

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow just shaking his fist

At some boys who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles

And play things and at half past four

There came a young lady she looked like a pretty young creature

She sat on the grass

She pulled up her dress and she showed them her rumples

And laces and white fluffy duck

She said she was learning a new way to bring

Up her children so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling refuse

And litter from yesterday’s hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her eyes

At the fellow down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizable home

In the country with a big fence out front

If he asked her politely she’d show him her little

Pet dog who was subject to fits

And maybe she’d let him grab hold of her small

Tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she’d lean down to suck on his candy

So tasty made of butterscotch

And then he spread whipped cream all over her cookies

That she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty

You can go Fuck yourself

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