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Joan was home alone relaxing in the bath

When through the cellar window climbed a deadly psychopath

Then she heard what sounded like a growl

So she went down to the cellar wearing nothing but a towel

Beautiful and brave but no brains in her head

Doesn’t have a clue that any second she’ll be dead

She’s a horror flick chick

Dangerously thick

Misses every single trick

'Cause she’s a horror flick chick

On the beach a boy gave Nell a note

It said to hurry up and join her friends back at the boat

But when she came there was nobody there

Just a trail of blood and guts that she followed down the stair

Beautiful and brave but no brains in her head

Doesn’t have a clue that any second she’ll be dead

She’s a horror flick chick

Dangerously thick

Misses every single trick

'Cause she’s a horror flick chick

Try to guess how the story would unfold,

When the killer trips and knocks himself out cold.

Does she turn away and run?

Does she kill him with his gun?

Does she dial 911?

Or does she calmly sit and turn her back so he can wake up and attack?

'Cause she’s a horror flick chick

Dangerously thick

Misses every single trick

'Cause she’s a horror flick chick

One night Jill was in her house alone

The dog was barking like somebody stole his favorite bone.

Then the little pooch gave out a yelp

So in her nightie she went out to see if she could help

Beautiful and brave but no brains in her head

Doesn’t have a clue that any second she’ll be dead

She’s a horror flick chick

Dangerously thick

Misses every single trick

'Cause she’s a horror flick chick

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