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I was deep in the forest

With a full moon in the sky.

I will tell you all that happened

But you’ll swear it was a lie.

I was lost in the woods

Which of course I really hated

But even worse my friends and I

Had somehow separated.

I climbed up on a ridge

And saw a glow above the trees

And what looked to be a frantic swarm

Of black gigantic bees.

I hiked up to the clearing

To get a better view

And I swear that what I tell you now

Is absolutely true.

I saw witches in bikinis

Flying through the air

Drinking black martinis

And throwing back their hair.

I saw witches in bikinis

Coming from a cave

Sucking red linguinis

And dancing on a grave.

I tried to be so quiet

As I peered out from the trees

But party turned to riot

When the witches heard me sneeze.

They dropped me in the clearing

And tied me to the ground

Judging from what I was hearing

I would never 'gain be found.

They jabbered and they joked

And they called me awful names

They prodded and they poked

As they planned their evil games.

I knew the end was near;

I’d never make it to November,

But just before my world went black

Here’s what I remember:

I heard witches in bikinis

Cackle with delight

Wearing pointed beanies

And worshipping the night.

I saw witches in bikinis

Wearing velvet capes

Roasting human weenies

And stuffing them in crepes.

I woke up in the clearing

To the warm light of the sun.

Those horrid memories came back

To haunt me one by one.

I saw no sign of witches

Or anything at all

Just what you would expect to see

In a forest in the fall.

My friends would not believe me

I could not believe myself

But then I saw some shiny thing

Perched on a rocky shelf.

And all at once I knew for sure

That all this was the truth

For there it was, a cocktail glass

With gin and black vermouth.

I saw witches in bikinis

Flying through the air

Drinking black martinis

And throwing back their hair.

I saw witches in bikinis

Coming from a cave

Sucking red linguinis

And dancing on a grave.

I saw witches in bikinis

Wearing velvet capes

Roasting human weenies

And stuffing them in crepes.

I heard witches in bikinis

Cackle with delight

Wearing pointed beanies

And worshiping the night.

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