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I wanna take off from a carrier

Someday before I die

Strap that Viper to a catapult

And watch that sucker fly

Two hundred knots in under two seconds

That’s my kind of fun

Do a barrel roll right after takeoff

Just like in Top Gun

But I don’t

Wanna land

Allow me to explain

And you’ll understand

'Cause it ain’t about the landing

Why would I care?

You never have a crosswind

And you never have to flare

You got four fuckin' wires

How could you miss?

I can’t think of anything

That’s easier than this

Though once you’re on the deck, my friend

You’re never the same again

'Cause you’re stuck on a boat

In the middle of nowhere

With five thousand other men

Join the Navy?

I don’t think so

Livin' on a boat

I don’t think so

Hot bunkin'

Yeah, I don’t think so

Do a night trap? Fuck that

I don’t think so

Sure, I thought about the Navy

But decided to pass

I love my five-star hotels

And per diem out the ass

I do all of my fighting

Well within the shore

Cable TV and cappucinos

That’s the way you fight a war

This spoiled life

It can grow old

When the coffee ain’t fresh…

The sheets ain’t soft…

And the beer is only somewhat cold

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