Текст песни: Heat's Not Gay + перевод

Yeah, I’d like to send this song out to our buddy Heat

We really hope this makes up for all the trouble

We wrote a song on our first CD

You may know it, it was «HLTC»

And now everyone thinks Heat is gay

We took his life, and we put it in a glass bowl

Everybody asks, «Is he an asshole?»

And we’re here to say, «No! He’s OK»

The lyrics ain’t exactly Socrates or Plato

But they love this shit all over NATO

And the Europeans think that Heat is gay

They love to sing a song down in Australia

Thinkin' Heat loves the male genitalia

But we’re here to say, «No! He’s not gay»

You can hear this song in Africa while on safari

Woah, Heat! We’re so fuckin' sorry

And now everyone thinks you are gay

We get asked a lot of questions; the one that we most hear:

«Well is he funny 'ha-ha'? Or is he funny queer?»

Well Heat is our buddy; let’s make this crystal clear

There ain’t a better dude, with whom to share a beer

He’s from Chicago, a loyal Cubs fan

In my book that makes him a good man

And I’m here to say that he’s not gay

We’re not sayin' that it’s either right or wrong

We don’t wanna be judgmental; the whole point of the song

Is to just state the facts that Heat’s not gay

Now my hasidic Jew friends, what would they say?

(I was just kidding! Heat’s not gay!)

And old Chris Walken, what would he say?

(Guys, I gotta tell ya, the boy’s not gay)

So there you go! It was just an inside joke

Let’s just drop this whole thing and leave poor Heat alone

Yeah, but it was pretty fun while it lasted, right Heat?

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