Текст песни: To a Friend on the Floor + перевод

Sometimes you can’t fight the powers that be

You end up sleeping' on your bathroom floor

But with the late-April showers and the 4-a.m. breeze

At least you got a place thats dry and warm

You got ahead of yourself and now you’re taking the toll

I’ll sit here indian style and sing you screeching weasel

All complications aside, you’re just a sick animal

So lay your head where it leads you

Sometimes I like to think there’s a place we all go

It’s filled with chocolate milk and Chips Ahoy

And with a good attitude we’ll be kickin' it soon

And takin' shots with Walt Disney

I called my mom today but it wasn’t too nice

She said «Thanks for the call, now get a grip on your life»

I said I’m tryin' so hard it’s just movin' so fast

These kinds of things scare me shitless

And all of the while

I’ve got a friend on the floor

And I won’t leave until he’s countin' sheep

And in his bed nice and warm

And all the barf is clean

I promise you’ll wake with a smile

'Cause it happens to me once in a while

I’ll sing you songs 'til you can open your eyes

Hold up your head, and tell me you’re fine

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