Текст песни: Mama's First Rodeo + перевод

Sharks come swimmin' at the smell of blood

Wearin' western shirts with the tag still on

Says he wants to play poker and I’m the queen of hearts

My attorney said I should never trust a man

With sharp teeth and a dorsal fin

And that’s why I don’t trust him

I’m gonna call your bluff

Here’s spit in your eye

There’s a snake in your boot, your foot in your mouth

And a big face full of lies

And don’t try to bullshit me, darlin'

Don’t pretend like I don’t know

Don’t try to bullshit me, darlin'

This ain’t Mama’s first rodeo

I don’t have time for the way you talk

You speak too loudly and your stick’s too small

Give me papers to sign or give me nothin' at all

I’m not surprised and I’m not upset

And it’s just like Jesus always said:

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is

So I’m miles ahead

I’m on Plan 2

Just like Abraham Lincoln said:

«I pity the fool»

And don’t try to bullshit me, darlin'

Don’t pretend like I don’t know

Don’t try to bullshit me, darlin'

'Cause I’ve been around enough to know

Oh no, this ain’t Mama’s first rodeo

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