Текст песни: You Need a Man Around Here + перевод

You’ve sure got a real nice place

So don’t take this the wrong way

But I can tell by your decorating taste

You’ve been alone too long

You’ve got more candles than a midnight mass

That fancy mirror adds a touch of class

But do you know how good a mounted bass

Would look there on that wall

You need a man around here

You can’t do it all by yourself

To me it’s painfully clear

That you could use a little help

Someone to kill the spiders

Change the channel and drink the beer

Seems to me that you sure need

A man around here

Thumbing through your stack of magazines

I don’t see a Maxim or Field and Stream

I haven’t been in a room this clean

Since they took my appendix out

Well you’ve gotta be kidding me

Don’t tell me that thing is your TV

My laptop’s got a bigger screen

Baby, there ain’t no doubt

Someone to kill the spiders

And by the way, you’re out of beer

Seems to me that you sure need

A man around here

Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need

A man around here

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