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Well, we’re the freaks of the industry

My man, Money B, Oh my mellow, Shock G

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G

Well they say that birds do it, bees do it.

Time to freak, Money B gets to it

Not a heavyweight, but I go twelve rounds

With a jab and a stick, I’m goin' lick for lick, so

Give me the helmet, I’ll be the stunt man

Just relax, and I won’t front

Like Anita, I’m givin' you the best that I’ve got

And I’ll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot

Yes, caressing your back we’re chest to chest she’s kissing on my freckles

I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck

'Oh Money B,' yeah, that’s what you’ll be screamin' and creamin'

But it’s not a wet dream, it’s the real

The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me

Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it

Takin' it on home and pleasin' it

Cause we’re the freaks of the industry

You’s a freak Money B. You got that Shock G

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G

Say you’re G’in'

Nobody else is seein'

And the freak that you’re wit' is in front of you

Bendin' over naked, and she’s leanin' on the dresser

You’re lookin' at her from the rear

She looks just like Vanessa

Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career

But the X-rated video queen

Know what I mean? A’ight, here’s the scene:

You’re lying on you’re back with your head on the edge of the bed

The booty’s two feet from your head:

Should you: A, take the time to find a condom

B, you walk right over and you pound 'em

C, tell her that you want her love

Well the answer is D,, all of the above

So you’re freakin', the furniture’s squeakin'

She’s tweakin', sayin' that she’s weak in the knees

Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound

You’re taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around

'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound

Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room

The clappin’s getting louder, you don’t want them to clown you

In this situation, what do you do:

A, you, plain and simply, back up off her

B, you hit it just a little bit softer

C, you take it out and put it in het butt

Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:

I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door

Now they can’t see me any more

Check the locks so they can’t clock, but they can listen

There’ll be no bargin' in and there’ll be no dissin'

Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries

Then I go through all the fly positions:

My head under her leg under my arm under her toe

She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'

I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it

After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside

And before anybody gets a chance to speak

I say, 'Yo, don’t say nuttin', I guess I’m just a freak!'

Cause we’re the freaks of the industry

Aw, you’s a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G

[You know what man, you’s a freak

I seen you with that girl at the hotel after

That show last week

And what about that time out there in the park?

Shhh, don’t tell nobody]

It’s like this:

Now if there’s a cure for this

We don’t want it, we’ll run from it

And if there’s a remedy

We don’t need it, we just eat it

[This is to the ladies: I’m a freak

Hey, yo, piano man: take us out of here, man]

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