Текст песни: What The Back Of His T-Shirt Should Have Said + перевод

The tiny T-Shirt stretched over the pecs and biceps of the large handsome man

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«Virginity is Curable.» But the backside should have said «However,

Genital Herpes

HIV, HPV, unwanted pregnancy or a plain old broken heart, is not.

Now don’t start

Rolling your eyes ‘cause I’m not trying to tell you how to live.

I’m just explaining why I

Choose to live the way I do

I’m well past puberty and I’m still a virgin

I have never made love and I will never «make love.»

Love cannot be made and is not a synonym for getting laid

And just to set the record straight

If I wanted some, I could get some

But I want Someone

Someone that will be in my life past tonight, past next month, past next decade

Someone that won’t say to five other guys the same sweet orgasmic lie, «I, Love,

You.»

Someone who believes sex is the pinnacle of a relationship and not the base of

the

Pyramid

Someone I enjoy being with even when she’s not naked and in my bed

Someone I connect with emotionally, psychologically, spiritually

Someone who’s worth the wait

Someone who believes I’m worth the wait

Someone who doesn’t insist on protection ‘cause she’s not afraid of me or

anything I

Might have contracted

Someone who will be glad to Mother my kids

Someone who won’t hate her child because he looks like me

Someone who will never try her best to eradicate my place in her memory

Someone who knows when her breasts hang low and her wrinkles fold I will not

trade her

For a porno and my right hand

Someone who understands that it takes a strong man to control his passions

Someone who looks forward to loosing them

Some who will put that song on repeat and ooh wee until we faint from fatigue

then wake

The next morning and feel, no, shame. ‘Cause we have the same last name

And our nasty is holy

So thanks for the offer Dr. Lover, but I’ll wait for one who also suffers,

and we’ll cure

Each other

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