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One cold December night back in 1984

A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor

He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans

At first it looked stupid but the end justified the means

Well I know it’s not generally considered very cool

To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool

But now that’s just a guideline, not a rule

I’ve been making my way through the danceclub scene

Been trying it out, it’s my brand new routine

And it’s catching on big, it’s so hot it’s obscene

So get off the wall, stand proud and tall

Get out there and dance like an idiot

You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood

Get out there and dance like an idiot

You might wanna eat a lotta sugar first

Have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst

Then step into the crowd and give it your worst

No matter what you do, you can’t go wrong

You can dance like an idiot all night long

As long as you’ve got no rhythm, you’re going strong

So get off the wall, stand proud and tall

Get out there and dance like an idiot

You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood

Get out there and dance like an idiot

(are you ready? …yes I am! (here we go))

Put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right

Then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight

While you’re dizzy get busy and pretend you’re a mime

Then make whiny noises and clap five times

Hold out your arms, start running in place

Try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face

Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox

Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks

Like an idiot, like an idiot

Like an idiot, like an idiot

(dance) like an idiot, like an idiot

(dance) like an idiot, like an idiot

So get off the wall, stand proud and tall

Get out there and dance like an idiot

You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood

Get out there and dance like an idiot

Get off the wall, stand proud and tall

Get out there and dance like an idiot

You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood

Get out there and dance like an idiot

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