Текст песни: Jolly Old Sadist + перевод

Santa didn’t keep his promise

So he’s getting his cookies and milk no more

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett

Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar

With EMGs and a whammy bar

I don’t know why that’s so much to ask

I was good this year, but now I’m beatin some ass because

Santa’s a bastard 'cause he wouldn’t give me what I wanted for Christmas

Santa’s an asshole 'cause he didn’t give me what I wrote on my wishlist

Santa’s all shady 'cause he won’t deliver on the things that he promised

Santa’s so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist

Lies

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet

With a stuardess named Angelina Jolie

But Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year

A new liver and a truck of beer

I’ve been so nice and real patient too

But Kris Kringle’s got a lot of explaining to do because

Santa’s a bastard 'cause he wouldn’t give me what I wanted for Christmas

Santa’s an asshole 'cause he didn’t give me what I wrote on my wishlist

Santa’s all shady 'cause he won’t deliver on the things that he promised

Santa’s so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist

Santa brought

A bunch of

Socks

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