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Let me tell you about my camping trip from hell

The kind of tale you hope you never have to tell

And though I thought it started out pretty well

It soon came to compromise my health

When she forgot to tell

Me something about herself

There was more under the shell

There were cards she had not dealt

The night was warm and so we walked under the moon

In the dunes

Made the bed

Left some bread out for raccoons

And then I zipped up the tent with my love

My sudden doom

No mercy

She had me howling at the moon

When she forgot to tell

Me something about herself

She was raised by wolves so she salivated

Anytime she heard the bell

Let me tell you about my camping trip from hell

That time when in love I almost fell

I was in deep covered in deet and underneath her spell

I thought for sure I’d found some woodland angel

But I’m not surprised now

I don’t think that she was sober

And it doesn’t make it hurt less

I’m just glad the camping trip is over

The one golden rule

You leave no trace

But I’m covered in her tracks forever

Poisoned by her fangs

Since she forgot to tell

Me something about herself

Me something about herself

Me something about herself

Me something about herself

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