Текст песни: The Ballad of Soft Body and Mouth Breather + перевод

Give me all of your money

Clean under my bed

Buy me all of my groceries

Take out my trash

Learn a word you thought you never knew before

Show me the picture of the boy who stole your wallet

Then he went and killed that dog with his car

And the neighbors screamed

And the lady down the street

Felt so sorry for the car

'Cause she hated that fucking dog

And animal control came and vacuumed up the dog

Now the dog is gone

Drive me to the dentist

Pay all my bills

Take me out to the movies

Write my whole will

Feed the goldfish on the table in the living room

Tell me the story of the time you went to synagogue

The kids were throwing feces at the wall

And the cantor screamed

And your mom began to weep

And your dad fell to his knees

And you couldn’t seem to speak

You couldn’t seem to speak

There’s a hole in the floor

Which I’m trying to avoid

Is your brother coming late?

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Lend me your car keys

Fix me a drink

Gas up my engine

Clear out the sink

Clear out the sink

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