Текст песни: The Update Song + перевод

You’re sitting at your desk hitting refresh

over and over and over

you should go to bed, you need to rest

but time seems to be passing slower

you can’t seem to find any peice of mind

in the light of your computer screen

it’s 2: 30 AM and you wonder when your ever going to sleep

It’s been twenty four hours since the last page

how much longer will we have to wait?

For the update who’s gonna die?

What allien kid is gonna make you cry?

How will a comic make you broken hearted and how many shipping wars will get

started?

What headcannons will be dismantled and will the fandom be able to handle what

Andrew Hussie will create with the next update.

And then your heart sinks whne there’s no unclicked links

you want to know what happens next

so to a new tab you switch to get your fanfiction hitched

and read about teen allien sex

and suddenly your notifier beeps you click over and begin to read

you scan the page and fall in a daze

this one will bring the fandom to it’s knees!

Three new panels and a pesterlog!

Everone stands still from shock and awe

At the update who’s gonna die?

What allien kid is gonna make you cry?

How will a comic make you broken hearted and how many shipping wars will get

started?

What headcannons will be dismantled and will the fandom be able to handle what

Andrew Hussie will create with the next update.

Within five minutes there’s fanart

and after ten the arguments start

at fifteen you get the cosplayers

and at tweny everybodys like «It's not fair!»

but after a while things start to decipate

peoples ships are sunken it’s a bit to late

to argue about what’s cannon now

cause no one really understands it anyhow

and all there’s left to do is wait

for the next update

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