Текст песни: The Asian People Song + перевод

This is the Asian people song, so everybody sing along

Ching chong, ching chong (Ching chong ching chong)

This is the Asian people song, so everybody sing along

Ching chong, ching chong (Wing wong, ting tong)

I like to make shwimp Fwied Wy, I know I look high with my slanted eyes,

does it mean that I smoke? (I will smoke cats though, on a grill)

My career is usually Asian cuisine, or any job that involves wearing a lab coat,

(like every doctor and scientist ever)

I pee pee shrimp lo mein, and I boo boo video games, with my Nintendo booty

(seriously, we make like, the best video games in the world)

Yes, we all look the same, it’s like Jackie Chan and Liu Kang are in every Kung

Fu Movie!

This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along

Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong)

This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along

Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong)

Interlude: Hey, how much is gonna be for two pieces of chicken. «Two piece

chicken? Five dollar.» Oh okay… «One piece chicken, five dollar.» Wait, what?

«Fork? Five dollar.» Hold on now… «Everything five dollar.»

You’re doing too much now…

Rap:

Um… Chinese food always have me like, «I want mo',»

Cuz Asians practice Tae Kwon Do

On cats, yep, we be karate chopping kittens

And then we take ‘em to the kitchen to make Kung Pow Chicken

And mittens, Ching chong, ching

My penis is the size of a pinto bean

They call me Spongebob, and I don’t know why

Probably cause we’re both yellow and we can’t drive

This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along

Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong)

This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along

Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong)

«Oooohh, my penis is so small!»

«I wanna stab you with a chopstick right now!»

«I'm gonna roundhouse kick you back to Tokyo!»

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