Текст песни: Carol of the Turrets + перевод

Time for some tests!

Shoot the subjects!

Make them all die!

If they survive

Bake them a pie!

The time is nigh!

Testing is here!

Let out a cheer!

Please sing along!

This is our song!

For the Animal King!

We’ll always sing!

Guns we will bring

Bullets we will sling!

Fill them with holes!

That is our goal!

Test if you dare!

Are you still there?

Please sing along!

This is our song!

With joyful ring!

We’re caroling!

Neurotoxin

Is pumping in!

From everywhere!

Filling the air!

Filling the air!

Filling the air!

Oh, how they pound!

Raising the sound!

Throughout Aperture!

GLaDOS is here!

Merry, merry, merry, merry science!

Merry, merry, merry, merry science!

Testing all year!

With Christmas cheer!

We’ll only stop

When subjects drop!

Aah, aah, aah, aah

Aah, aah, aah aah

Aah, aah, aah, aah

With joyful ring!

We’re caroling!

Neurotoxin

Is pumping in!

From everywhere!

Filling the air!

Filling the air!

Filling the air!

Oh, how they pound!

Raising the sound!

Throughout Aperture!

GLaDOS is here!

Merry, merry, merry, merry science!

Merry, merry, merry, merry science!

Testing all year!

With Christmas cheer!

We’ll only break!

For tasty cake!

Ooooh, oooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooooh!

That is our song!

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