Текст песни: When I Climb To The Top Of Mount Rock + перевод

I’ll be strumming my axe

In a basement dive

With my totally kick-ass band

When an army of A&R men will arrive

With pens and contracts in hand

And they’ll whisk me away in a big black car

And the record execs and the girls from PR

They’ll know from the start

What I major league star I will be

Just wait and see

When I climb to the top of Mount Rock

And I’m there staring down from the heights

With the crowd at my feet and a seven inch bulge

In my lizard skin spandex tights

I’ll dive off the edge straight into a crowd

That’s screaming my name out loud

And the gates will unlock

At the top of Mount Rock

I’ll be blowing out amps

Playing stadium shows

On my sold out galactic tour

And I’ll blister the ears

Of the first thousand rows

And leave while they beg for more

Then I’ll pop the champagne

And the party will rage

No brown M&Ms in my green room backstage

Bigger than Hendrix, and Clapton, and Page

And the rest, the all-time best

When I climb to the top of Mount Rock

And I’m perched at the uppermost peak

With a legion of groupies all duking it out

For my chiseled rock god physique

And I’ll scatter hit singles all over the land

With my 12 Grammys in hand

Watch the fan boys all flock

At the top of Mount Rock

The doubters, and the haters

And the hipsters, let ‘em laugh

Soon they’ll all be begging for my roadie’s autograph

I know my time is coming

Well, hopefully it’s coming

I’m pretty sure it’s coming any day

Once they hear me play

Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned 10

Will be finally coming true

And no one’ll call me a loser again

Or tell me what I can’t do!

So I hold my head high and keep strumming those strings

And grab any chance that my destiny brings

And I’ll rise, and I’ll rise, and I’ll rise

On the wings of my song

Up where I belong

And I’ll climb to the top of Mount Rock

And be part of that heavenly scene

With Odin and Zeus on the bass and the drums

And Thor playing tambourine

And Elvis and Janis and Kurt will appear

And Jesus’ll toss me a beer

And we’ll jam ‘round the clock

At the top of Mount Rock

At the top of Mount Rock

At the top of Mount Rock

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