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My dreams came true that afternoon

When she called me up and said

Okay pick me up at six o’clock

Be late and you’ll be dead

She really wanted to see me

Was it real or make believe

I thought, I need a drink or two before I leave

(Don't drink and date)

A few hours later at a restaurant

She was nice and I was a jerk

I drank a lot I was a nervous wreck

Then I threw up in her dessert

She gave me a quite intensive look

Kind of Hannibal Lecter style

She said hey Mr Loser get out of my life or die

Brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead

Dumb beyond the ordinary

Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie

I was brain dead — I was extraordinarily brain dead

Now could it get much worse than that

Yes it could and I’ll tell you why

When she called me a dork I just took a fork

And stabbed her in the eye

So here I am on death row with a lot of scary guys

Saying you can forget about sleeping alone tonight

Brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead

Dumb beyond the ordinary

Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie

I was brain dead — I was extraordinarily brain dead

I wish I’d wake up to find that it was a dream

A bad dream saved by the bell a voice saying hi it’s me

Brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead

Dumb beyond the ordinary

Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie

I was brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead

Dumb beyond the ordinary

Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie

I was brain dead — I was extraordinarily brain dead

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