Текст песни: The Rejected Bond Song + перевод

Listen for the one-liner, James Bond behind ya

PPK in your temple, penis in vagina

Of your girlfriend, and her friend phoning up the president

It’sh Jamesh Bond… I just shaved the world again

It’s an odd job, but someone gotta do it

A cunning linguist, all the languages fluent

Suit tailor made, sharper than a hidden blade,

Getting laid, getting paid, no time to urinate

Seriously, I’ve never seen James Bond do a piss

N' no matter the villain

'Cause there’s always a villain

They’ll be on a yaught chillin'

N' they’re holding a kitten

N' somehow think they’re winning

But James Bond got a license for killin'

For Queen and For Country

His dick in, your women

His dick in, your pussy galore

Typical Sean, Connery

Better than Moore, hear the engine roar

Aston Martin, not a Mitsubishi

Eight girls at a time, that’s an octopussy

SPECTRE

It’s the motherfucking B-O-N-D

(James Bond motherfucker!)

SPECTRE

Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D

(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)

SPECTRE

Shaken-not-stirred-vodka-mar-ti-ni

(Cocktails motherfucker!)

SPECTRE

Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D

What do you ex-spectre

When you messing with the best-r

James Bond goes BLAM in yo face

Wa-pow, karate chop to the neck-sir

N' if you show him no re-spectre

Then we really can’t protect-ya

One minute you’re a passenger

In his dope car, then the next

James Bond will eject-ya

SPECTRE

It’s the motherfucking B-O-N-D

(James Bond motherfucker!)

SPECTRE

Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D

(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)

SPECTRE

Checkin' outta girl in a ber-key-ney

(Bird watch motherfucker)

SPECTRE

Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D

(Double O 7 forever)

He’s James Bond, there’s only one Bond

Whether the dudes that play Bond

Roger Moore, Brosnan, Sean

And I think there maybe some more

SPECTRE

It’s the motherfucking B-O-N-D

(James Bond motherfucker!)

SPECTRE

Bitch don’t be messing with the B-O-N-D

(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)

SPECTRE

Omega Watch with a laser-beam-y

(Got the time mother fucker)

SPECTRE

You know you gonna be sucking Bonds D

(It happened)

Перевод песни The Rejected Bond Song