Текст песни: Jared the Footlong Lover + перевод

Hey there little kids

My name’s Jared

I’m a friend

Can I eat a sandwich with

You

How bout' a footlong

Wheat or white

What kinda bread?

Help me squeeze the mayo out this

Tube

Got my mind on your body

And your body’s only 9

Have a taste of my Teriyaki sauce

You wanna try?

Don’t tell your mother

Kiss the cucumber

It’s time for supper

I’m the footlong lover

5 dollar foot

5 dollar footdong

Put me down

You scream and start to cry

Don’t be scared, just have a little bite

I’m Jared, I’m the subway guy

Let’s do a line

I’m the footlong lover

Guess how many kids I could fit in these pants

Have you had the meatballs? They’re good

Yes I like my subs like I like my women

I like them 6 and 12

Yeah

Got my mind on your body

And your body’s only 9

Add some chips and a drink for just $ 1.99

Go get your brother

I got a boner

Would you like that toasted?

I’m the footlong lover

Take a bath with me and close the blinds

Here’s some ranch, you got it in your eye

I tuck my shirt in all the time

Now you know why

I’m the footlong lover

Shhh

I gotta boner

Uhh… I’ll have the kids meal with extra kids

Got my mind on your body

And your body’s only 9

C’mon guys

Even Michael Jackson got three second chances

Have a taste of my Minisub, it grows into a Grinder

How about if I go through your Craigslist history?

Wanna know what my favourite sub is?

Turkey Ham

Eat this double meaty yummy sub

Tell your parents that you played outside

Chicken’s still in the microwave

Each fuckin' time

I’m the footlong lover

Turkey ham

I’m the footlong lover

I like kids, is that a fuckin' crime?

No, please don’t fuckin' start to cry

Or you will die

I’m the footlong lover

I’m the footlong lover

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