Текст песни: Less Honkin' More Tonkin' + перевод

I was riding down the highway

Just trying ninety-nine

I had a place I needed to be

And I had to be on time

Cars they started slowing down

Slowing down in lines

People just kept honkin'

Honk, honk for miles

Stared out the window

'Bout as far as I could see

I saw a whole lot of nothing

And I sat back comfortably

'Bout the time she rolled that window down

Was about the time it all went wrong

I swear to you, Lord

I’m about to pull this damn wheel off

All I could hear was honk, honk, honk

Hot darn I need some tonk, tonk, tonk

Hey buddy, what’s wrong with you?

I got them less honkin' more tonkin' blues

Now if your running down that highway

And you’re thinking ninety-nine

If you’re late, be late

Unless you’re dead, just take your time

All you got to do, bud

Is lay off that horn

Make me stop regretting

That old day I got born

Hey darlin', what’s wrong with you?

I got them less honkin' more tonkin' blues

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