Текст песни: If You Like Piña Coladas + перевод

I was tired of my lady, we’d been together too long

Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song

So while she lay there sleepin', I read the paper in bed

And in the personal columns there was this letter I read

'If you like Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rain

If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape

I’m the love that you’ve looked for write to me and escape'

I didn’t think about my lady, I know that sounds kinda mean

But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad

And though I’m nobody’s poet, I thought it wasn’t half bad

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