Текст песни: Thanks to Uncle Stacy + перевод

I ride the brake until the top of the hill

You’re asking me to swallow a pill

That is bigger than my body

It’s bigger than my will

We crash against the radio waves

They infiltrate and feast on our brains

I pump my inner ear with silence

But that only makes things worse

I soak my eyeballs deep in violence

But then my heart begins to hurt

Oh well — irony, ironically

Becomes the standard recipe for normalcy

Who discovered what and how much longer

‘til it’s cool again is all lost on me

(This is not a democracy, this is a legacy)

Well I might ride my bicycle around

I passed out near the old playground

And woke up to some kids

Sticking safety pins in my head

I shook ‘em off and I fought with their moms

They made some accusations and then called the cops

I tried to ride away but then they maced me

And old man Jimmy left me for dead

I woke up in the morning feeling ornery and I did it again

The pencil dances in the palms of my hands

The naked page patiently waits for inspiration

But it’s wasted once again

And it’s judging me so hard

My Uncle Stacy is a magical man

He lives alone out in the desert

Eating cactus, making potions out of sand

And he sends them to my mom

(and I can’t leave the house without one)

Well I might ride my bicycle around

I passed out near the old playground

And woke up to the kiss

Of an interdimensional being on my lips

I shook it off and then reached in my pocket

It screamed something in Latin as I pulled the top off

Uncle Stacy’s potion; it exploded and sucked it straight into the abyss

Thanks to Uncle Stacy, I’ll be riding in the morning again

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