Текст песни: Walk into Mordor (Shadow of Mordor Rap) + перевод

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Except me, I walk in the front door

Revenge, lookin' for the Warchiefs

Got an elven bow for my enemies

And I sneak like a Middle Earth ninja

Eat some mushrooms when I’m injured

Jump up, hang from the ledge

When they walk by, drop down on their heads

All damn day, I rescue slaves

Choppin' up the orcs with Mithril Blades

Death threats and legendary raids

Finding artifacts hidden in the caves

Death from above, I jumped and landed

Right up on your dome, and now you’re branded

Fight for me, let’s kill this horde

Choppin' heads off with my Ranger Sword

Deep in Middle Earth, elves, humans, and dwarves

Take on Sauron’s army with magic and swords

Prepare for battle 'cause this is war

One does not simply walk into Mordor

One does not simply walk into Mordor

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Except me, I’m riding on a Caragor

Hack 'n slash so fast, you’re gettin' shanked

Walkin' tank, half human, half wraith

Tippy toe, sneakin' up, then I brutalize

Go slow, elven bow right between the eyes

Into the stronghold, poison all the grog

Droppin' beasts to their feet, hackin' all their limbs off

Droppin' meat for the Beasts that are up in the cage

Decapitating bodyguards, bringin' the Rage

I cruise, never makin' a sound

My ghouls, are rising up from the ground

You fools, are about to get wrecked

Blade to the face, dagger to the neck

Deep in Middle Earth, elves, humans, and dwarves

Take on Sauron’s army with magic and swords

Prepare for battle 'cause this is war

One does not simply walk into Mordor

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Except me, leavin' body parts on the foor

Killing orcs gives me a hard on

Time to find that muthafucka named Sauron

Epic runes, I got a bunch

Shadow mount the Graug, eat you for lunch

All these Uruk Warchiefs can go to hell

But I’ll let this one live 'cause I need intel

Revenge for my family, there’s no escape

Knock-knock muthafucka, I’m at the Black Gate

Try to run away, you’re gettin' stuck

Try to take my blade, you’re gettin' cut

Try to put me in the Corner, then you’re out of luck

Stand next to the flame, you’re gettin' blown up

Orcs arise, and now it’s do or die

Ringwraiths, and demons, and the Uruk-Hai

One ring will rule them all

The dark lord’s army must fall

Deep in Middle Earth, elves, humans, and dwarves

Take on Sauron’s army with magic and swords

Prepare for battle 'cause this is war

One does not simply walk into Mordor

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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