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I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg and not just the wing

I’d like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

Well, I was pretty drunk

I must have been half blind

When I found that chicken, I knew she was all mine

I don’t know where she come from or how long she’d been there

But I ate her anyway

Because I was drunk and I didn’t care

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg and not just the wing

I’d like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

Turns out she’d been there for a while

But it don’t matter to me

She was headed for the garbage

And I knew that bird was for me

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg and not just the wing

I’d like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

Now I’m sitting in my kitchen

Wondering, «Where's my chicken?»

I don’t know what to do, I feel so alone

Because the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg and not just the wing

I’d like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

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