Текст песни: If The Shoe Fits + перевод

Your boyfriends about to become your ex-boyfriend

Them lonely nights won’t be nice so its sex toys then

See he wears the trousers

Thats where the deep held power dwells

Unfortunately theres no female parallels

It’s a man’s world, why would we help ourselves?

He strolls in smelling like female shower gels

Insulting your intelligence

Asking what’s the relevance of the fact you’ve never seeing Radox in this place

He needs a box in his face

You’re like, if your gonna cheat

At least be weary and clever

We did the shopping together

You bought Imperial Leather

Furthermore, who smells so fresh at 3pm?

And where’s your precious BBM?

That phone always seems to be on infront of me

But I can never seem to reach you on it, funnily

No, you weren’t at the gym

Cause where’s your gym bag?

Where’s the tension in your muscles you thin slag?

On Whatsapp your last seen every 5 minutes

Until i’ve got something to say

I’m sick of tryna guess who your fucking today

Who your tucking away

But see I’m stuck in a way

Cause I love you to death, but I hate this for the life of me

Why can we not have the most basic of privacy?

Why does she have to leave traces that I can see?

Why don’t you put in any effort when you lie to me?

So I don’t find scratches on your back

Why is there no dry patches on your back?

You barely cream a leg if I don’t scream and beg, so tell me

Which one of them ratchets on your sack

With a mattress and a flat, just gave you a massage

You wasn’t waved, you wasn’t charged

So you definitely remember

I’m making an effort

No I’m making an effort to keep my temper

But I don’t know why you’re stuttering

Maybe your chocking on a lie your uttering

But listen, if I find the slut again

I won’t cry i’ll cut her skin

If the shoe fits, wear it boy

(Do you know how crazy you sound right now)

If the shoe fits, wear it boy

Apart form lazy, you’re downright foul

See the drama breaks your boredum

You find it kinda live

If your day consisted of a more than a minor a 9 to 5

You wouldn’t stay so twisted and flawed

You would find some kinda drive

Instead of obsessing over having a man to squeeze

Coming up with these elaborate fantasies

Getting mad at different women

You need to get over your Dad and just forgive him

Yeah, I know

I know you had it bad in the beginning

But every ones dealing with the challenges of living (challenges of living)

I know your dad hurt you with his callous disposition

And his is malace of a villian

But it’s not my fault that a gyallis is within him

If I’m chattin' to a gyal, this isn’t sinning

Ey why are we having the same conversations that we had in the beginning?

A year and a month in

(Is my patience not appearing to run thin, or is there just a problem with your

hearing or something?)

If the shoe fits wear it boy

(If the shoes fits, I can’t fucking take it)

Nah that’s too much disrespect for you, fuck swallowing pride

How can such a massive prick, be so hollow inside?

He don’t even see this as an issue to attend to

He don’t resent you, and he won’t pretend to

You fight, he leaves, cause thats what men do

Part of you wants to follow his ride

But all hope for tomorrow has died

You kinda wanna catch him dating a next girl

Cause you’re sick and you’re tired of waiting to exhale

And set sail for the stress within

You even get selfless and message him

After you, use to be selfish and mess with him

Hours rolling by

First it’s slow replies, now it’s no reply

But after a night of violent drama

You would rather just find some kind of karma

A knight in shining armour

Now that’s when you realised i was golden guy

So you move like a spy, Austin Powers: Golden eye

Left your girlfriends place to get yourself some space

You never told a lie but you never told her why

Don’t deny, You was coming to my road alie?

Yeah

Tears gave you swollen eyes

Mandem on the corner try holla at you

But they see you walk to my door

And I know them guys

So there momentary hoping and scoping dies

That’s when I open up, arms open wide

Go chat to the mandem, alright

Go inside, take off your coat and pride

Our eyes coincide (yeahh)

I ask myself

Does she really wanna talk?

And I found no answer

Other than it’s probable

But if you was with your girls

Coming to me to talk about man trouble isn’t logical

I get a blanket from the cupboard

Thinking sod it all

You can’t stand it getting smothered and you sob some more

I know your in a little muddle and it’s horrible

That’s okay lets just cuddle in this corridor

Come here

I found you on the verge of disillusion

But you

Came here in search of a solution

Flesh on your body in perfect distribution

The fact he thinks hes worth it is amusing

What he’s a player?

This niggas losing

If I was him i’d be vexed for real

Look at the sex appeal, your figures oozing

Please don’t think this is standard customer service

I ain’t tryna make you feel flustered and nervous

Even though you’re sweet, you ain’t just a dessert

Cause without the cake, the custard is worthless

I know it feels good to be understood

But if someones got to do it, I’m the one that should

So let me take away the pain

It’s never too late to play the game

(It's never too late to play the game)

Then after the screams and tangled legs

The bubble baths and the beans and scrambled eggs

You won’t feel bad

How scandalous is this?

That will teach him not to handle his business

You better be careful what you say to me

(Fucking fool)

Cause it might turn around on you

You better be careful what you do to me

Cause somebody might do it to you