Текст песни: A Jackass Gets His Oats + перевод

She wouldn’t make two mouthfuls of sandwich meat

Looked like the kind of girl who’d drink

more than she’d eat

Still and all, her legs were long

Guess I’d better slide on over and see what’s goin' on

Looka here, woman, can’t you see

You been doing this to me all evening

Won’t you come and sit here a while

And let me make you smile?

Honey child

Ooh baby, don’t tell me no

I’ve been watching you ever since the second show

Ooh, when you move that way

You make me crazy, I don’t know what to say

I got over the Asian flu

Had the measles and pneumonia too

The mumps didn’t fall so here I stand

Ready to be your man

If I can

Ooh baby, it sure turned out fine

Let’s go quick before you change your mind

Ooh outside I’m so bold

I can see my breath but I don’t feel no cold

And now we’re walking hand in hand

Down to the corner

Out steps your man

I look at you

I look at him

I run the other way yellin'

I’m sorry, Jim

I don’t know what happened this time

I thought you were gonna be mine

Don’t know how my luck has changed

I hope I’m out of range

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