Текст песни: Dog Talk + перевод

We’re gonna jam the party way after dark

All the dogs in the house lemme hear ya bark

To the beat, to the beat

To the rhythm that’ll make you move your feet

Put your hands in the air with the P-Funk sign

Then ya twirl it around time after time

Just rock and ya don’t stop

To the rhythm that’ll make ya finger pop

We got dogs in the alleys and dogs in the streets

Dogs that can walk with only two feet

? fist by the wrist make all the kids run

Like go «Oh my gosh? I think I’ll buy a BB gun»

And just do it to the beat (he he he)

Just rock and you don’t stop

To the rhythm that makes your finger pop

I got a Doberman Pinscher that runs the whole show

A big German Shepherd that makes the grass grow

? A St. Bernard that barks all night

The hush puppy and the child act like they wanna fight

Can’t train a Great Dane cause it makes me sick

Can’t teach an old dog a brand new trick

Nothing but the dog in me and that’s no doubt

Come on party people I’m all dogged out

To the beat, every-body

And every-body to the beat

Rin Tin Tin had Lassie turnin' tricks

Talkin' the fleas and shakin' off the ticks

No ifs, no ands, no buts, no maybes

If you can’t find a dog get a shot for rabies

Gotta dog chase a cat and he can’t chase a mouse

Snoopy being cool on top the dog house

Lady and the tramp was a classy little bitch

Had a diamond flea collar and she never caught an inch

Then Pluto dogged her out (hey!)

Then Goofy dogged her out (uh-oh!)

Bow-wow-wow

Hey Goofy, how was she man?

(Goofy)

«I liked her man»

See just the other day I like to say

That I was doing the dog in a viscous way

Then a bad mamma-jamma walked through the door

Snatched up my partner then she hit the floor

Then the fellas on the floor begin to move back

This pretty little pooch wasn’t showing no slack

(I like to cock her spaniel)

(I like to cock that spaniel)

She did the dog and break out the gigolo

Made the hounds in the house start screamin' for more

Then she turned around and started barkin' at me

She said «Is that Sly Child or is it Pretty C?»

Pretty C, all the dog’s in me

You should have known quite naturally

(Woof, heee!)

Look sweet thing, you’re as sweet as a fly

But I’m the dog of the hour, got the bark with the power

We can make a lot of love then run through the shower

Look Pretty C before we do this task

Another question I’d like to ask

Uh Pretty C, before I give you my love

I wanna know what you’re capable of

I said A-hey fly girl, if you’ve got to know (huh)

I guess I just have to tell you so (huh)

I ran through ham without getting hot

I went to Vietnam without getting shot

And I can do the gigolo without touching the flo'

I could run 30 miles on one big toe

I could jump in the air and stay up there

And go for a swim without messing up my hair

I can wreck your mind,? open behind

Bust another bitch and see you another time (Ohh!)

It’s dog talk baby

Yeah (hehe)

I like to give you by the ounce

Feelin' better by the pound

There was something about the dog

That makes me throw down

When I saw you doin' the dog right away I knew

That had to have been what turned me onto you

But when I asked for ya body you put me in check

You said «Nope, too soon, we can’t do that yet»

Well I can understand ya baby wanna find the right man

Spend the night with me, you’ll be back again

When the time came round you shucked and jived

When all you had to do was close your eyes and get live

Time for love, no time for half-steppin'

Rudolph Valentino was my secret weapon

I’m the P, the R, the E, the double T, Y

I’m the one MC that you never deny

All you rappers check me out and I’ll tell you why

Because I’m MC Pretty C I might give you try

I’m on your radio once again

I like the money, green, just waitin' to spend

Take out your crayon and your coloring book (huh!)

And color me funky because ya know I’m hooked

I make plenty of? and I’m bustin loose

I get funky with my rhymes like Mother Goose

I go (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!)

I’m a blind dog with a seeing eye man

If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand

I’m a blind dog with a seeing eye man

If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand

It’s dog talk baby

Watch me raise my leg (hehehe)

Pluto! (dogged her out!)

Goofy! (dogged her out!)

Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!)

Snoopy! (dogged her out!)

Smuttley! (?) (dogged her out!)

Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)

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I’m a blind dog with a seeing eye man

If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand

Oohhhhhhh!

I’m a blind dog with a seeing eye man

If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand

Hey-ohh!

Dog talk baby

Watch me raise my leg (hehehe)

Pluto! (dogged her out!)

Goofy! (dogged her out!)

Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!)

Snoopy! (dogged her out!)

Smuttley! (?) (dogged her out!)

Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)