Текст песни: Commander Blonde + перевод

I wasn’t sure yeah I was unstable,

Placed my bet on both Shirley and Mabel.

There were days when I had to wait

And days when I was late.

She made a pass I was sold when she tried

‘cause she pitched about forty miles wide.

I couldn’t get her out of my mind

She had the touch of formaldehyde.

Take the trash out;

Crank the heat up;

Get the car washed;

Take your feet off;

Don’t you get loud;

Speak your mind out;

Get me a Cream & Strawberry Mound.

Top-straight, she cannot pretend,

Makes it clear so that I understand.

One thing a guy wouldn’t want

Is to mess with Commander Blonde.

I was shy a motherless child,

Now all my inhibitions run wild.

She calls out and I run to respond:

You don’t mess with Commander Blonde.

Take the trash out;

Crank the heat up;

Get the car washed;

Take your feet off;

Don’t you get loud;

Speak your mind out;

Get me a Cream & Strawberry Mound.

She’s so keen, we’re happy as can be,

My little old formaldehyde and me.

No one gets the ball when she’s on:

You don’t mess with Commander Blonde.

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