Текст песни: Planet Rock 2k + перевод

You know what I’m sizzlin

It’s time to get this party started right baby

Aw… my name. they call me Tech N9ne

And I ah need a carabu lu Uh that’s 151 malibu rum and pineapple juice

You know what I’m sizzlin

Ha! Uh you down’t know what dat is Can’t get the party started without that

Let’s do it You want me to jam I’m finna enta

Brain waves came from insane days

Make ya sick like bad mayonnaise

(Tech N9ne)

Got the remidie rhyme

Infinity

Criminally tryna be some shit

I crack ya open like the youngest male Kennedy

Got the whole planet rockin off the low blows

Dammit I show flows and poke holes that’s supposed to be yo’z

Seekin my haters and in a dark alley tourmented by mine

Dodgin the (tech 4x N9ne 4x)

Now here’s a message

Liberace may Chocolatate'

take em I’ma rock na Playa, nigga fuck what I say

Throw ya souls in the air like this

Flash ya bar codes while I stick em with another hit up out of the abyss

The Tech N9ne out to find vaginas

Since the playa clubbin it, grubbin it Lovin that crema streama

My thing when I flips I got to make sho that it’s hot

Gotta make the whole planet rock like this

Make that ass hop, don’t stop

Down south niggaz make the planet rock

MIDWEST, too much ass in one room

Rat-a-tat tat-a-tat tat-a-tat BOOM

Make dat ass hop, make dat ass hop

All da ladies in the party make the planet rock

See dat ass hop, watch dat ass hop

All da fellas like to see ya make da planet rock

Hahaha dats way to much ass for me baby slow it down right here

Call it what ya want it Ghetto futuristic come get up on it

There’s a black up in my sector can I jump on it Cause all we wanna do is Get drunk, get blowed, spin shits, and fuck hoes

We quick to beat a buster down bad

MidWest side put me in the sound lab

Now I’m hot damn like a ???

I’m flippin backwards for you flow snatchers

Blast ya’ll

When I ask me to playin fast ball

Crash yall

Glad yall

Mad yall

Cause last call was in the back of the club

Bangin da hell outta dis bad bra

On my planet we take no haters for granted

They Kris Kross

(10 seconds til lift off)

Be somethin pistol grips off

Ripped off

The techniques I complete heat

Retreat 69 to 6 feet

Unique speeks freak tweeks

Never let the BCs can it While the true trooper? of Tech Nena rock the planet

Ay partna I got a wild one here

man see if you can help me here with this thang

It’s all delicious baby

I got dat type of funk to make ya ??? scream three

Six rappaz beein hunted by a killa MC

I neva killd a??? with a 36D

A party with the bitches on my planet lookin crispy

Swiftly makin rappers do 360

(Neva do three 6s)

Otha niggas tryna dis me be

(Under these prefixes)

Non ill mouth

Functional (N9ne)

Rambuctional

Neva let up off a heated mic till I’m comfortable

Road Dawgs style

57, 56 street gang

Grips we gain

Anybody wanna trips we bang

Hit us with

(??? make em ask 4 it)

(Makin hella hoes getta nut)

(Make em put a ??? in dey butt)

(Betta hope she a slut)

(Nigga road neva give a fuck)

Why the attitude

Nena rache’got the sauce

I’m mad casue the chiefs lost

I’m pissed off

In Kansas City

I’m str8 from the abis

Tech N9ne

I got the planet rock with me The whole planet rock like this

Nigga back up I aint know that was yo woman

All the broke ass playa haters be quiet (YEAH)

I can tell that you can tell that I’m twisted

by the bulge in my pants so let’s do it baby like this uh Kansas City make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

St. Louis make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Missouri make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Chicago make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Lawrence, Kansas make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Topeka make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

KCK make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Witchita make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Minnasota make da Planet Rock (Ugh)

Cleveland make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Nebraska make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Oklahoma make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Detroit make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Mississippi make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Memphis make da Planet Rock (Bitch)

Indiana make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Dakota make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Carolina make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Virginia make da Planet Rock (ugh)

D.C make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Baton Rouge make da Planet Rock (ugh)

New Orleans make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Arkansas make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Alabama make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Atlanta make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Houston make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Dallas make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Fort Worth make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Miami make da Planet Rock (say wha)

New Jersey make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Philly make da Planet Rock (say wha)

New York make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Las Vegas make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Arizona make da Planet Rock (BEATCH!)

Seattle make da Planet Rock (say wha)

California make da Planet Rock (say wha)

L.A make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Englewood make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Compton make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Long Beach make da Planet Rock (BITCH!)

Sacramento make da Planet Rock (ugh)

Oaktown make da Planet Rock (BITCH)

San Dieago make da Planet Rock (HOE)

San Fransisco make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Mid-West make da Planet Rock (say wha)

Down SOuth make da Planet Rock (say wha)

East Coast make da Planet Rock (say wha)

West Coast make da Planet Rock (say wha)

I say ya mama make the planet Rock

I say ya daddy make the planet rock

I say ya mama sucked a dick cock

(outro:)

And we done

Cut dat shit out!

Motherfucker

Pola Bear in da house

Pola Bear track masta 98 style

Motherfuckin Midwest side to da fullest

Teck N9Ne, Don Juan

Nigga

We in the Bear tracks

Punck ass bitch