Текст песни: Radio Friendly Song + перевод

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before

Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo

So you try to change the station, but it’s playing on every one

A bunch of shitty-ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron

And you assume that the general public is not that stupid

You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this

But you are wrong…

They want another stupid, motherfucking

Lame, cock-sucking, cookie-cutter radio friendly song

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall

And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song

Unoriginal melody

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?

Something’s wrong

While these douchebags are all still alive, singing these ass-licking songs

All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don’t have anything to say

I’m not homophobic, but this song is so fucking gay

You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat

And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible

But you are wrong…

… piece of shit, oh, what a sucky-ass piece of shit

I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this

Corporate bitch singing

A stupid, motherfucking, lame, cock-suckin'

Cookie-cutter radio friendly piece of shit

God, I hate this shit…

Перевод песни Radio Friendly Song