Текст песни: This Gorilla Is an Eskimo + перевод

Alright assholes, who likes Alaska, who likes gorillas?

Hey bobby tell your mom she owes me a cannoli!

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Well now your just being foolish you fucking asshole

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

My husband does not stand for balogna

Everyone gather round check this out

Whats under this cloth

Ill give you three slaps if you get it wrong

Is it bananas to guess that it could be plantains?

Well not at all if you get slapped in your fucking face

Settle down settle down ill give you a hint

It’s a type of ape that only eats fish

Now come on gather round lets do this

I’ll start with the man in the back

You with the hammer pants

You’re a chromasome away from hanging with the trailer trash

I know your living lavish 1980's bag phone

But whats that gotta do with the questions that I got

Its not my fault, its not my fault that’s the story of your life

That’s why you keep getting passed over for promotions

Am I right?

And if im right just throw your hammer pants way up in the air and wave them

round til you shake the crumbs right out your science project underwear

So just be a man, wipe that shit off your hand and take your chance at this

microphone stand

Come on asshole, what is this?

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

No way I demand a second opinion

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Well now your just being foolish you fucking asshole

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

My husband does not stand for balogna

OOOH

Wizards hat with a mountain cat, with your eyes fixed on my huevo sack

George Michael called just to touch base and just how your doin

Its down to business, tell me what is this

Could it be three guys with dog dicks playing Russian roulette, repping their

set, pounding moet with bobafett in the back of oprahs private jet

O no im not done yet

Just like what lisa did to chet, but imagine the balls a bit bigger

Sitting at the drive in with the rusty one arm scissor scissor

Meanwhile the pilot took a powder bout an hour ago

And now the belly of the craft is touching the trees below

And yhou can always tell when im lyin when you see my dick

Grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow

Someone hit me with the cattle prod, im falling off track

Lets get back to the fool with the xray vision on my ball bag

«hi sir, greetings from the planet planet earth

Is that motorcycle helmet made out of nerf?

Well come on well come on!

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

No way I demand a second opinion

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Well now your just being foolish you fucking asshole

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

My husband does not stand for balogna

You can take your chances standing with the balogna

But theres a strong possibility you might wind up sitting on the sausage

Those are your options

Choose as you may

He’s just a gorilla, or is he?

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

No way I demand a second opinion

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Well now your just being foolish you fucking asshole

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Just ask anybody, freakin anybody!

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Grunttttttttt susan lucci

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

Well I know im immortal but im too lazy to find out

This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo

I just secured funding for a 3rd stargate, put it with the others,

uh ch um please, thank you

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