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As this time of year comes 'round again

I find myself reflecting on all the things for which I’m grateful

Like my family and friendships

and the fact my life is relatively free from pain and tragedy

There’s so much I am thankful for but still

If there’s someone or something out there responsible for all of this

and listening to me thank them

then I ask you Sir or Madam

will you kindly tell George Lucas to stop screwing with our trilogy

And on behalf of all of us say,

«George … please fucking stop.»

I am thankful for the Firefly crew

especially for Kaylee

And I am thankful I won’t live to see the rise of the machines

And I’m thankful that Joss Whedon is directing the Avengers

And speaking of directors

Hey there, George

A movie is a snapshot of the era it was made in

Like a painting or a photograph

And we won’t go back to change them if Avengers ends up sucking

We’ll just shrug and then we’ll go make something new

So fucking stop

Everybody knows Darth Vader didn’t say a goddamn word

when he threw the Emperor down the Death Star two’s reactor shaft

And everybody knows that Greedo never even fired

when Han shoots first it sets up his entire moral journey

Plus it’s cool

I know that in the scheme of things it’s just a first world problem

and there’s many more important issues

even so I’m asking you

that if you’re not too busy with the problems of the universe

And if you have a moment I would sure appreciate

if you drop in on Mr Lucas, maybe grab him by his neckbeard

and vigorously shake him and say, «George it’s very simple

Just release the goddamn blu-ray with the versions we remember

Then shut up and take our money and then please …

please fucking stop.»

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