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Bettie, Bettie, where can you be?

I ain’t seen the likes of you in Hustler magazine

Bettie, Bettie, don’t you understand?

If I had been taught by you, I’d be a different man

You came to New York City back in Jack and Neal’s day

All the lights of old Times Square, they flickered on the Great White Way

Straight from Tennessee and in the rarest beauty form

You walked before The Klaw and caused a nationwide storm

After he remembered you from 1952

All the boys down at the pool hall had a calendar or two

Forty-odd years later you’re still up and going strong

But I can’t help wondering just where it is you’ve gone?

Bettie, Bettie, where can you be?

I ain’t seen the likes of you in Hustler magazine

Bettie, Bettie, don’t you understand?

If I had been taught by you, I’d be a different man

All the boys at boot camp had your picture on their wall

Thousands others saw you at their bachelor party brawl

But they don’t see your smile like I do shining in my dream

That Jungle Mistress, Dark Madonna, leather movie queen

Bettie, Bettie, where can you be?

I ain’t seen the likes of you in Hustler magazine

Bettie, Bettie, don’t you understand?

If I had been taught by you, I’d be a different man

Well now, Bridget Bardot, Julie Newmar, Mary Anne, Fay Wray

Mister Vargas' pictures made me what I am today

But if I could see you one more time and not lose all my nerve

I’d gladly give the greatest of them all what she deserve

Bettie, Bettie, where can you be?

I ain’t seen the likes of you in Hustler magazine

Bettie, Bettie, don’t you understand?

If I had been taught by you, I’d be a different man

That’s a true story

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