Текст песни: The Show Biz Food Chain + перевод

At the bottom of the show biz food chain

Lives a little band called

The Toy-oy-oyes

At the bottom of the show biz food chain

Oy-oy-oy

No one really listens to reggae music

And the way you play it sounds like noi-oi-oise

What target market demographic gives a rat’s ass?

Oy-oy-oy

You’re not a pretty picture

With your strange strange mixture

Of pot songs and reggae songs

And trying to be funny

And I hope you’re not hurting

'Cause one thing is for certain

You’re never ever

Gonna make the slightest bit of money

At the bottom of the show biz food chain

Please don’t tell me you’re surpri-i-ised

You’re at the bottom of the show biz food chain Aï-aï-aï

You got the short woman in the foliage

And the singer with the weirdo voi-oi-oice

What are you some kind of novelty act?

Oy-oy-oy

Just in case you missed it

You’re all show biz misfits

And you’re happy so happy

It makes me want to spew

And you are so out of format

That you’ll never cross the doormat

And labels aren’t signing

Anybody over twenty-two

At the bottom of the show biz food chain

Please don’t tell me you’re surpri-i-ised

You’re at the bottom of the show biz food chain

Aï-aï-aï

At the bottom of the show biz food chain

Lives a little band called

The Toy-oy-oyes

At the bottom of the show biz food chain

Oy-oy-oy

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