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I like to drink, and I like to unwind

I like to drink with my friends and have a good time

I’m on an alcohol only diet, I can drink beer faster then you can buy it

All my girlfriends keep walking out on me

Cause every time I take them out it’s to the ABC

I ain’t never held a job for more then a month

I don’t call in sick, I call in drunk

There’s nothing like drinking a beer while you’re pissing

If you’ve never been drunk you don’t know what you’re missing

I like gagging and heaving and throwing up

I’m drunk as a skunk and I don’t give a fuck

I don’t care what I say or do

When I’ve had a few beers and a shot or two

I’m about tore up from the floor up

I’m drunk as a skunk and I don’t give a fuck

I like slurring my words when I talk

I like it when people have to help me walk

I like to get drunk and I like to get loud

Look here motherfucker, I’m drunk and I’m proud

I like to get drunk and embarrass myself

I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell

I like getting drunk in public, and getting locked up

I’m drunk as a skunk, and I don’t give a fuck

I don’t care what I say or do

When I’ve had a few beers or a shot or two

I’m about tore up, from the floor up

I’m drunk as a skunk and I don’t give a fuck

Drunk

Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day

I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way

I’m so damn drunk that I can’t see

I’m just about as fucked up as fucked up can be

My doctor tells me I need to quit

I got a liver like a river but I don’t give a shit

It’ll kill me one day, but I don’t give a fuck

Cuz when I die I’m going to be happy and drunk

I don’t care what I say or do

When I’ve had a few beers or a shot or two

I’m about tore up, from the floor up

I’m drunk as a skunk and I don’t give a fuck

I’m drunk as a skunk and I don’t give a fuck

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