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Hello everyone. My name is Gary Coleman. And a lot of you remember me as that

little black kid on Different Strokes. But there’s another, darker side of me

that a lot of you don’t know about. And that’s the fact that I was born without

a torso. That’s right! And millions of children are born without torsos every

year, and the number is growing

Imagine the horror of being taunted in the schoolyard: «Hey where d’ya keep

your nipples? In your pockets?»

Imagine the horror of being carried home from rugby practise in a netbag

Imagine the horror of being taunted at swimming lessons: 'Hey Starfish Baby!

Starfish Baby!'

Yes, the pain is real. The horror is real. But the hope is also real.

Please give generously to:

Torsos for Tots

A non-profit organization that helps these trunkless youngsters reach out and

not have their arm fall through their t-shirt hole. Please give generously to:

Torsos for Tots

228 Avenue of the Americas

New York, New York

Because somewhere there’s a kid with nothing in his shirt but a dream

Hello, my name’s Ernest Borgnine. And a lot of you remember me as The

Incredible Flying Worm in Steve’s Trip to the Oasis. But there’s another,

darker side of me that a lot of you don’t know about. And that’s the fact that

Did you say Ernest Borgnine?

Yes

He’s on the tape already

Oh, alright

Sorry- P. S.A. number two

Hello, my name’s Kate Capshaw. And a lot of you remember me as that little

black kid on Different Strokes. But there’s another, darker side of me that a

lot of you don’t know about. And that’s the fact that- (laughing) — Greg’s

making me laugh!

Do you know, is Kate Capshaw known in other countries?

(all laugh)

Alright, let’s do another one- let’s go

I should leave the room

P. S.A- no don’t- P. S.A

Hello, my name is Earl the Incredible Squirrel. (laughing) I’m sorry--

(all laugh raucously) That’s a keeper

Hello, my name’s Clint Eastwood. And a lot of you remember me as that little

black kid on Different Strokes. But there’s another, darker side of me that a

lot of you don’t know about. And that’s the fact that I have two huge columns

of cheese for legs. That’s right- and millions of children are born with

cheddar legs every year, and the number is growing

Imagine (hopelessly cracking up) the horror of sliding into second base and

making a lovely taco melt

Imagine the horror of being taunted in the schoolyard: «Hey, we oughta cube ya

and make little things with flags stick into ya.»

Imagine the horror of being held down in the schoolyard and grated

Yes, the pain is real. The horror is real, but the hope is also real.

Please give generously to:

Slice Me Off a Chunk, Huh?

A non-profit organization that helps these kids reach out and give, and take,

and love, and live without being melted onto a patty of meat. Please,

give generously to:

Slice Me Off a Chunk, Huh?

228 Avenue of the Americas

New York, New York

Because somewhere, there’s a kid who’s curdling, with a dream

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