Текст песни: Late Night Bozos + перевод

Turn off the television — turn off the television

The late night network TV shows

With celebrities smiling in their famous clothes

Sitting pretty, spitting witticisms on success

To a cackling clown behind a cardboard desk

In the Late Night Talk Wars

To pacify the truly bored

Corporations paying through the nose

To bring us Late Night Bozos

We love the Late Night Talk Shows

We’ve had enough of David so we settle for Jay

At this point anything different would be OK

We’ll miss Dave’s band but we settle for Jay

We’ve had enough of David. Hello Jay

But we’re laughing less at Leno so it’s back to Dave

Although Jay used to be funny before his talk show host days

We’re laughing less at Leno so it’s back to Dave

Our finger’s on the button. We zap him away

It’s the Late Night Talk Wars — get off the couch and live your life

To pacify the truly bored — turn off the television

Corporations paying through the nose — to sell their useless shit

To bring us Late Night Bozos

We love the Late Night Talk Shows

And I can’t name one reason why

The tired schtick of these two guys

Should superglue our bloodshot eyes

To their expensive suits and their ugly ties

Remember Chevy, Pat, Arsenio, Dennis and Jon

Peppy pop pundits. Poof, where have they gone?

Remember Chevy, Pat, Arsenio, Dennis and Jon

Early K.O.s, Dave and Jay battle on

So we’re flippin' and a floppin' between Leno and Dave

Hours are lost and fortunes are made

Let’s stop flip-floppin' between Leno and Dave

Turn the TV off and walk away

From the Late Night Talk Wars — get off the couch and live your life

To pacify the truly bored — turn off the television

Corporations paying through the nose — to sell their useless shit

To bring us Late Night Bozos

We love the Late Night Talk Shows

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