Текст песни: One's On The Way + перевод

They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France

And Jackie’s seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance

And the White House social season should be glittering and gay

But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';

The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';

One of 'em a-toddlin' and one is a crawlin';

And one’s on the way

I’m glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact

And Debbie’s out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act

And the TV’s showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play;

But here in Topeka, the screen door’s a bangin';

The coffee’s boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin';

One wants a cookie and one wants a changin';

And one’s on the way

Now, what was I doin'?

Jimmy get away from there

Darn, there goes the phone

Hello? Honey? What? What?

You’re bringin' a few ole army buddies home?

Are you callin' me from a bar?

Get away from there!

No, no, not you honey, I was talkin' to the baby

Wait. Hold on, there’s the door bell

He-Hello?

I swear!

The girls in New York City, they all march for women’s lib

And Better Homes and Garden shows, the modern way to live

And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today:

Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin';

The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin';

One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin';

And one’s on the way

Oh yeah, Here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';

The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';

One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin';

And one’s on the way

Oh, I hope it ain’t twins…

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