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I’m a dead man

I’m the star’s partner

In every cop film I am the martyr

The star needs a reason for revenge

So the bad guys gotta kill one of his friends

And of course that’s me

The writer was a hack

Since the opening scene

I’ve had a target on my back

I’m the Star’s Partner

I don’t have a chance in hell

I’m the Star’s Partner

Dying is the only thing I do well

I’m the Star’s Partner

The guy with all the funny lines

I never make it to the end of the film

No matter how I try

I know I’m gonna die

I don’t know why nothing ever goes right

Or why the star always gets us in gunfights

I guess he’s just always so jacked up

That doesn’t mean he shouldn’t call for back up

And I don’t know why I can’t avoid harm

I get shot in the chest while the star gets shot in the arm

Oh yeah

I’m the Star’s Partner

I’m going down in a blaze of glory

I’m the Star’s Partner

My death is integral to the story

I’m the Star’s Partner

I only get so much screen time

I never make it to the end of the film

No matter how I try

I know I’m gonna die

So don’t get too attached to me

I’ll be dead by act two, scene three

It might get you down but don’t let it

Just look for my name in the closing credits

I’ll be there, listed right after the star’s love interest

I’m the Star’s Partner

The funny guy that got killed

I’m the Star’s Partner

This job sucks but it pays the bills

I’m the Star’s Partner

A victim of the plot line

I never make it to the end of the film

No matter how I try

I know I’m gonna die, Star’s Partner

I know I’m gonna die, Star’s Partner

I know I’m gonna die, Star’s Partner

(And I was one day short of retirement)

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