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If I wake up in the morning

Then it means that I survived

Groggy faced and damn this place

Cause I’m still drunk

I am surely not afraid

Of any dog that bites

I’ll puke in the sink and have a drink

Cause I’m still drunk

It seems the dawn has come

Before the hangover has kicked in

Well never fear, just have a beer

Cause I’m still drunk

If I wake up in the morning

With a lady my side

She’s still pretty to me 'cause I can’t see

Cause I’m still drunk

And I’m still drunk

There’s nothing left to fear

I’m still drunk

Hey have another beer

I’m still drunk

There’s a party in my gut

I’m still drunk

Unless it comes back up

If I wake up in the morning

And I find myself in jail

I’ll pay the bail, and drink some ale

Cause I’m still drunk

I’m the first one at the bar

I’m everyone’s best friend

When it last call, I hate you all

Cause I’m still drunk

If you have a party

It doesn’t start till I arrive

It’s ten past one, let’s have some fun

Cause I’m still drunk

I find a luck lady

Who wants to lay with me

She’s a perky D-cup, I can’t get it up

Cause I’m too drunk

I’m still drunk

There’s nothing left to fear

I’m still drunk

Hey have another beer

I’m still drunk

There’s a party in my gut

I’m still drunk

Unless it comes back up

When I go to make my way on home

I’m drinking, driving, talking on the telephone

You say you’d like a ride home too

I would hate to drink and drive without you

If I wake up in the morning

Then it means that survived

Groggy faced and damn this place

Cause I’m still drunk

I’m still drunk

There’s nothing left to fear

I’m still drunk

Hey have another beer

I’m still drunk

There’s a party in my gut

I’m still drunk

Unless it comes back up

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