Текст песни: Female Dyslexic + перевод

In the early days it was easy, I felt like an intelligent guy

From the kitchen to the bedroom, I could tell by the look in her eye

But a couple of weeks later, there’s a party going down

She says: I got some stuff to do, but you just go and have fun

Well, I hit the town drinks flowing down, gin and juice, patrone,

crystal and rome

Mario gets another one, I said I gotta run

So, I’m getting home, no missed calls on my phone, opened the door with a smile

Where the fuck have you been, drinkin' all that gin

Well you said go and have fun

What does she want? I can’t read her!

What does she need? I don’t understand…

I guess I’m female dyslexic!

What does she want? I can’t read her!

What does she need? I don’t understand…

I guess I’m female dyslexic!

How am I suppose to understand her, every time she talks it’s like decrypted

code

When she’s in this fucked up mode

She says «Yes», she means «No», I say «What?», she says «You should know!»

Has it ever been a problem understanding me?

I say what’s on my mind every time!

Am I suppose to be a shrink? Am I suppose to be a psychic?

What does she want? I can’t read her!

What does she need? I don’t understand…

I guess I’m female dyslexic!

What does she want? I can’t read her!

What does she need? I don’t understand…

I guess I’m female dyslexic!

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