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When you express yourself on the world wide web

And put something out there in the public trust

No matter what you say someone will find a way

To call you names that would make a teamster blush

(seriously, I once got called a name I had to look up on Wikipedia.

It was gross)

Oh you could find a cure for cancer

And post it online to give away

And though you’re saving lives someone will theorize

That you’re doing it all because you’re gay

Because there’s always an a-hole on the internet

Somebody with an axe to grind

They act like juveniles and they’re always spewing bile

And giving you a piece of their small minds

Now, whenever a stupid person gives me a piece of his mind

I just say «hey, you better hang on to that

You really don’t have the resources to be giving away pieces of your mind

You might need that to regulate your body temperature, remember how to breathe

Oh, your house could get destroyed by a twister

And they put the story online in the news

Somewhere in the comments section someone will insist

That the twister was the work of the Jews

You could post a picture of your puppy

Playing with a sprinkler in the grass

And though most folks would say «that's swell»

Someone will be compelled

To Photoshop that pup up someone’s ass

Because there’s always an a-hole on the internet

Somebody with nothing better to do

They’re a comments section hog because no one reads their blog

And they have to prove that they know more than you

Oh yes, there’s always an a-hole on the internet

Any time any place anywhere

Ignorant chauvinists bragging about their hard, discs

(«hard disc"it's a computer thing, I swear)

You know that an a-hole will be there

Oh, online an a-hole's always there

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