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Yeah

They call me Jesse Abracadabraham

The Adam Sandler of rap

Jesse Algebraham

New Abrahampshire

The Scott Beowulf of hip-hop

AbraMCHammer

Jesse Libraham

The Rajan Rondo of rap

Jesse Abrahamster

The E. Honda of hip-hop

Jesse Abrahamburglar

The Jiminy Cricket of rap

The Abrahamptons

The Baba Ram Dass of hip-hop

Green Eggs and Abraham

The Andy Kaufman of rap music

Hey

I eat the sticker off the apple

The peal off the banana

I’m the kicker and the tackle

The DJ and the rapper

I’m the whipper and the snapper

The student and the teacher

I’m the Hannah, the Montana

I’m The Judas, I’m the Jesus

I’m the foolish and the genius

The truest and the fakest

I’m the coolest dufus usin Luden’s, nudest and the naked

I’m a do it, I’m a make it

I’m a brew it, I’m a bake it

I’m amusing, I’m amazing

I influence influenza

The healthy and afflicted

I am melting and I’m liquid

I’m belching at a picnic

Winning belts at the Olympics

I am simply complex

I am thickly concentrated symbiotic objects

«Him be honest? Nonsense

He used to be a liar

With truancy and lunacy

A nuisance, he retired?»

I have grown condoning flows

And no, it’s not conjecture

I’ll float your boat through moats and oceans

Now you get the picture

I’m a little (little?) little bit of everything

Everything

Little (little?) little bit of everything

Everything

Little (little?) little bit of everything

Everything

Everything? Everything. Everything

I’m the house and I’m the player

The winner and the loser

I’m the mouse and I’m the mayor

The dinner and the cougar

I’m the sinner and the savior

The thinner and the layered

Beginner and a veteran

I’m the Excedrin taken by David Letterman

Letters flippin' like Vannah White

Abraham thinkin'

Blinkin' my eyes

Mai tais I’m drinkin'

I’m shrinkin' and I’m growin'

I’m floatin' and I’m sinkin'

Dunkin Donuts David Dinkins

He just said, «Dunkin Donuts David Dinkins. What?»

I go to war to keep it civil

Having accidents on purpose

I’m enormous and I’m chiseled

Speak in accents and I’m wordless

I’m a thermos laced with Percocet

A tourniquet with holes

Peter Griffin with a thermostat

I am Moses with 2 tablets and a burning bush

Turning mush into perfectness

Serpents swerving learning that scratching on your epidermis

Leaves you yearning for another itch

I’m all-day coverage

I’m obvious and subtle

I’m trouble

I’m women’s suffrage

I’m a little (little?) little bit of everything

Everything

Little (little?) little bit of everything

Everything

Little (little?) little bit of everything

Everything

Everything? Everything. Everything

Buggin' out

I could feed you poison

I could be the potion

I could leave you voiceless

I can explosions, commotion, corrosion, emotion

Ok, I own a business and I rap

I’m livin givin craps not about fiction only facts

I’m a teacher from Manhattan who could out spit a llama

I’m an executive who goes to work in his pajamas

I am Wesley and I’m Woodie

The friendly and the pushy

I’m the testes and the tushy

I’m refreshing and disgusting

I am Felix and I’m Oscar

The realest and imposter

Double helix and a rhombus

I’m a vegan eatin rhubarb

(But wouldn’t a vegan eat rhubarb?)

Yeah I know those aren’t opposites

I am also quite synonymous

I’m Jesse like Catsopolis

I could be your uncle

I’m the forest and the jungle

I’m amorphous

I am humble

I am formless and enormous

I’m the thunder and the storm

It’s not a wonder I’m the morn

I’m the dawn and I’m the mourner

I’m the fawn and I’m the former

I’m the brawn and I’m the corner

I’m the lawn and I’m the mower

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